Good Morning, I see the Assassins Have Failed Size:3XL and it’s ridiculously accurate

and it’s ridiculously accurate

Whether you're headed to a Halloween party

a little buffering

and made for people who weaponize irony like a pro

Good Morning, I see the Assassins Have Failed Size:3XL and it’s ridiculously accurateStart your day with a healthy dose of sarcasm and a splash of dark humor. This bold tee lets everyone know you survived another nightand youre not afraid to flex about it. Whether you're sipping your coffee or side eyeing your coworkers, this shirt is the perfect passive aggressive morning statement. Printed on a comfy, soft tee that feels like a warm hug (unlike those failed assassins), it's perfect for anyone who greets chaos with a smirk. Unisex