Family Snark Vol book lover there's not enough xanax for

there's not enough xanax for this shit

the less i know about other people's affairs the happier i am i stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things clear alcohols are for rich women on diets you're 5000 candles in the wind do i look like i drink water

how do you get anything done

life isn't about the moments that take your breath away

Family Snark Vol book lover there's not enough xanax forSize: 4x6 in our family we don't hide the bonkers we give it a drink and enjoy the show this family is one tent away from a full blown circus saw a store with a sign that said, "we treat you like family!" yup, not going in there if you met my family you'd understand family reunion when you shake the family tree and the nuts start gathering my doctor asked if anyone in my family suffers from mental health issues i said no we all seem to enjoy it