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one fake turd at a time
Perfect for future bodybuilders
cozy blend of fabrics that’ll keep your feet warm while you silently judge everyone around you
3-4 players
Soap for the First Child toptoy one fake turd at aAh, the firstborn. The golden child. The one who got all the baby photos, the elaborate first birthday, and actual attention from Mom and Dad before the rest of the siblings showed up and ruined everything. This soap captures the essence of being the originalsmelling faintly of pride, high expectations, and just a hint of superiority. This bar of soap is a playful reminder of the good ol' days when being the favorite wasnt even a competition. Makes a
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