Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt Size:3XL always one sudden tug away

always one sudden tug away from its tragic end

and while you can’t help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all

or anyone who's too busy enjoying life to rush to any appointment

Perfect for anyone who appreciates a striker who does what he says on the tin – scores goals

Roy Hodgson - Prostate to Masturbate T-Shirt Size:3XL always one sudden tug awayThis shirt is for the football fan who knows that sometimes, Roy Hodgson doesnt need to say much to say a lot. Featuring the legendary manager in a moment of pure pouting contemplation, this shirt dives deep into the awkwardly relatable experience we all wish we could forget but know we cant. The caption, Weve all experienced the doctors hands on your shoulders during a prostate exam, is classic Roy: unexpected, slightly uncomfortable, and filled with